Marriage

It is probably not a good idea to take the woman that you love to a court house on a whim in order to get a marriage license.  Furthermore, if the before mentioned scenario can not be avoided, it is probably not a good idea to start laughing hysterically when the cashier lady, who is now wearing a judges robe, is reading the vows.  Lastly if both the before mentioned scenarios can not be avoided, it is probably in your best interest to love and cherish your new wife, for she has given in a lot.